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The door of Colonel Mustang's office burst open, Edward and Alphonse both walked towards the colonel who was busy with paperwork. Edward grumbled a bit before he slammed both of his hands on mustang's desk.

"Isn't there something we can do today?" Ed said looking extremely bored.

"You can walk around the military. Away from me" Mustang sighed.

"We already did that! Isn't there like, some mission that involves some beating to the head?" Ed whined

"Fine, if you insist." Mustang sighed yet again

" who're we beating up today?" Ed asked excitedly

"Not so fast, Full Metal. This isn't YOUR's ____________'s" Mustang explained

"__-__________? That's great! I love hanging out with her!" Al cheerfully said

"What?! What's so great about _____________? She's just a unsocial, useless, annoying, selfish-"

"Keep talking" a voice boomed from behind Ed, making him jump. he turned around to see that the source of the voice was you.

"Oh, it's you." Ed sharply said,  narrowing his eyes at you. Your cold eyes stared deep into his before you turned to look at the colonel.

"Oi, Fire guy... what's metal butt doing here?" you pointed at Ed

"He wants to go on a mission...and apparently, he's going to join you on yours. And for the last time, please call me Colonel Mustang..." Mustang sighed.


Your __________, The mind alchemist. You have no last name...considering you have no parents to begin with...and for your alchemy...well, no one knows for sure if it even is alchemy...your 'alchemy' doesn't even need a transmutation circle...just focusing on something seems to do the trick. You were 15, the same age as Edward. And coincidentally, around 144cm too.

You didn't quite understand why Ed hates you... to tell you the truth, you haven't even really had a full conversation with him at all. But you know Al well...he's friendly and sweet.


"Of all people I have to be stuck with, it's with you." you sighed

"I wouldn't have asked if I knew this was YOUR mission!!" Ed yelled

"Fine then, don't go! See if I care!" you yanked his collar


"Stop! Enough fighting you two! Your ruining your relationship with each other!" Al interrupted

"WE'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP!!!" both of you yelled in unison

In response to that harsh reply to Al, he started to cry and ran away from you two.

"Al, wait! Don't cry because of ___________!" Ed called. You elbowed him in the stomach for that.

"What's your problem?!" you yelled

"What's YOUR problem?!?!" Ed yelled back

"My problem?! You hate me for no reason! Do you know how annoying that is?! What about YOU?!" you broke

"WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR SO DARN ATTRACTIVE!!!!" Ed yelled. Everyone who heard that stared at the both of you.



"You think I'm pretty?" you blushed

"Hell no...your...cute" he turned away.

"Well..uh... thanks I guess" you kissed Ed's cheek and walked out the door.

"W-wait...HEYYY!!!! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!?!?!" Ed ran out the door following you.

"I have a mission remember?" you looked back, seeing him running to you.

"I just to give you something" he scratched the back of his neck and kissed you. After that, he broke the kiss.



he hit you in the head

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!" you yelled


"Fine, just don't hit me again." you continued to walk knowing Ed was following behind. You then felt a hand hold yours firmly. You looked at your side to see Ed holding your hand, blushing. He looked back at you and noticed you were looking at him.

"W-what?! I-I just wanted to hold your hand, nothing special." he looked away.

"MmHmm... to think someone like you is a tsundere." you said

"Tsun...dere?" he didn't know what it means...oh well...

"It means short" you smirked


Roy looked under his desk to find Al crying underneath.
"What's the matter now?" Roy asked
"Ed and ___________'s fighting" Al sniffed
"?? wasn't they both kissing a few minutes ago?" Roy raised and eyebrow.
"W-what!?!!?!?! No way! I knew it! They were made for each other weren't they?!" Al said cheerfully.
"...didn't Full Metal punched ________ in the head after kissing her?" Roy asked again
"he....punched her after...kissing her?"
My fav :D

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Kuroi-Roze-Seikyo Featured By Owner 1 day ago
That's so weird! I put this song on right before my last fanfic one shot ended and saw this! Woah....
loserbridge Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015
Andithegreat Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015
Me: I am too *Rubs sore head*
Doodle-master11 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This is exactly like two people in my class that are made for each other, but insist that they hate each other. Its super cute!
Ticcidestiny234 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015
Ow wht the hell ed 
Jill-of-All-Trades11 Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student
Best ending ever.
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner May 28, 2015
stop chain mailing please :(
It hurts some people, including me, you know?
VocaloidFan16 Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
KK! It didn't work...just gonna tell y'all that...
theotakugurl Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Student General Artist
That was awesome! ^^
ForgottenHeroine Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
lol that ending. Al and roy going to gossip lol
theotakugurl Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Student General Artist
Yes, Ed. You are very short.
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
don't spam chain mails here.
Or anywhere, for that matter xD
RaphaelTMNT923 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LunarEclips1234 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Al is the size of a bear, when the bear is on it's hind legs in my opinion, But he is just.. abigfluffyteddtbear! -3- You didn't hear aaannnyyyttthhhiiinnnggg -disappears randomly-
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
a big fluffy teddy bear made of metal tho lol xD
LunarEclips1234 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Yeeeaahh~ But he's adorable
Jessleia Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Student Artist
The story's way when she gets punched : WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR
My way when I get punched : bitch you made a horible mistake
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014 true xD I can relate...

Awesome icon pic~ It's so badass :iconsparkleeyeyuiplz:
Jessleia Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student Artist
Thanks it's from one of my fav anime's
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
Shingeki no kyojin is a MASTERPIECE!!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Jessleia Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Student Artist
Yep :)
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014
d'aaawww~ just lemme hug Alphonse already~
Dragons103 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Student Writer
Out of all the characters in the universe Al deserves a hug the most. He may look intimidating and is currently in armour, but HES LIKE THE BIGGEST LITTLE TEDDY BEAR AND I WANNA HUG HIM SO BADLY. *glops Al*
Al: O_o
Me: I'm sorry Al...but I just had to
ShadowGamer1315 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lol poor Al
SIT-ART Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
this person is just like me
FullmetalAndCatLover Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I am speechless.. No words are good enough for this!
LunariaMay Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
even your icon is surprised. :3
FullmetalAndCatLover Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
EXACTLY!!! Hahah it is really good^^
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
BTW i love your stuff it's so fluffy!SO FLUFFY :fluffy: NOT MY WORK :backhug: kadajeweplz Kiss 
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
thanks! :D
AnimeShipper4Life Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Doesn't thundered mean a love interest that is mean to the main character? That's what I heard.
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
tsundere is someone that acts as mean to their love interest...calling them 'idiot' and all that...I don't watch Toradora but Taiga is a good example xD

yandere however, is someone crazy that'll go violent to protect their love interest...take Gasai Yuno from Mirai Nikki for an example.
SkyeHighArt Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mikasa from Attack on titan is pretty Yandere....
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Yes,she is
SkyeHighArt Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
dont touch  her Eren, or she'll kill you. Thats what I learned.
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
lol ...true, true
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
or Belarus from Hetalia :shivering: v2 Scared 
AnimeShipper4Life Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
That's what I thought.
PrettyFreakinAwesome Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am currently grinning like an idiot. Thanks, writer-channnn!
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
yw~ Thanks for reading!!! >w<
Vegetassj4fangirl Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014
I will kick Ed's ass for hitting me in the head
anoynomous-writer Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
adorable. Ed didn't even know what tsundere meant.
animelover1413 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Student Artist
this was to cuteMaes Hughes Chibi 
animefreak200228 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Student Writer
XxSweetScarlettxX Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Haha the ending XD
YamashinaJulia Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Tsundere Edward is cute~
Hey100 Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Student Writer
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