Yesh....A bleach reader insert. enjoy~ ...
This is a oneshot. There is no part 2
"___________, GIVE IT BACK!" a blue haired guy roared, chasing a certain someone down the halls in Las Noches.
" No way! You gotta catch me if you want it back!" She laughed running away from him, knowing he'll never catch up with her speed.
Meet ____________. She doesn't have a rank. Aizen said she was too powerful for a rank. So he made her his sucsessor instead. Her hair was (length) and (colour) with an abnormally hint of (another colour) streaks in it. She's always fooling around with Grimmjow, no matter how pissed off he can get. It's always something new everyday. Last week, Grimmjow woke up with marker markings all over his face. Two days ago, she dyed part of his hair pink. And today, you wouldn't believe it, she ripped his pants right off him and he was left in his light blue boxers.
Here you are now, running around Las Noches with Grimmjow's pants in one of your arms. 'This guy's a total idiot! He could've just ran back to his room and grab another pair. Instead, he's chasing after me for this one!' you thought. You slowed down your pace and turn to look behind you. Grimmjow wasn't there. Weird. Maybe he got some sense after all and went back to his room to get another pair. 'Pfft, nah! that'll be the day. He's too much of a stubborn blockhead to give up.' you thought. Suddenly a hand was placed on your shoulder. Being the insecure person you are, you turn behind you and gave whoever it was a punch on the face. Oops, wrong move.
"U-ulquiorra! I'm terribly sorry! I-I thought you were Grimmjow!" you immediately apologised to him.
"It's fine, I had it coming. But that's really not how someone with high honour should act." Ulquiorra pointed out.
Yes. Everyone in Las Noches agrees that you are the most childish person there. The fact that you like to pester Grimmjow, your sudden urge to glomp Telsa and, sometimes Nnoitora with no reason, and your craving for anything sweet isn't what people there call 'mature'. But Aizen doesn't mind it one bit. And your habit of glomping Tesla is because you think he's cute when he's blushing. You glomp Nnoitora because he seems to squeek when you glomp him and it's fun to hear him squeek! And sweet things are delicious! You expect yourself to eat bitter things all the time? Bleh!
"Is that Grimmjow's pants?" Ulquiorra said casually.
"Hm? Oh yeah! I ripped it off him a few minutes ago! I wonder where he is though..." you placed your fingers on your chins when suddenly.
"______________________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was Grimmjow! Dang it he's catching up, RUN!
There you two were again, running around Las Noches. You were getting tired of this. You used your sonido and flashed back to your room. There you were, alone with the pissed off guy's pants.
"What's up with this pants? Does it have something valuable inside?" you thought aloud, checking the pockets.
You found something in one of the pockets. It was the only thing you found in his pants. A piece of folded paper.
'Hehe...I wonder what this is' you were curious. 'I mean, he ran around Las Noches with only his boxers. Everyone was looking at him. He was totally humiliated in front of everyone! It's gotta be super important' you thought while unfolding the paper.
It was as if your heart beat stopped. Your eyes were shot open. It was a page torn from his...diary? :
'I know she can be a pain in the ass and all, but she's ...damn it I cant believe I'm even writing this, I think I LIKE that little bastard'
Grimmjow likes someone? who?...Is it Halibel or...
You room door burst open revealing a very pissed off and tired Grimmjow. He saw that you have the piece of paper that he was about to throw out. Damn it, the only reason he wanted to throw it out was because he couldn't let anyone find out about his secret crush.
"D-damn it, _________! I was about to throw that away!" he reached out to grab it but you pushed his hand away.
"So who's this little bastard, huh?" You asked ill-temperedly.
"Why do you care?" He responded.
"Because." that was all you could say. 'Why do I feel like this?! I can't feel jealous for THIS guy!' you scolded yourself.
"J-just tell me or I'll tell everyone about your crush." You tried to hide your blush but failed terribly.
"So you'd tell everyone that I have a crush on you? wow,_________ that's pretty embarrassing" Grimmjow raised his eyebrow smirking.
"W-wait me?!" you blushed an even deeper colour of red. You feel butterflies, no srew butterflies, you felt the whole zoo in your tummy. You blushed even more when he gave a quick peck on your lips.
"W-well...stop being a pest _______" Grimmjow said blushing and yanked his pants right from your arms and walked away.
You stood there processing what happened...but you stopped thinking. What matters was you got a kiss from Grimmy!