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Yesh....A bleach reader insert. enjoy~ :D...

This is a oneshot. There is no part 2


"___________, GIVE IT BACK!" a blue haired guy roared, chasing a certain someone down the halls in Las Noches.

" No way! You gotta catch me if you want it back!" She laughed running away from him, knowing he'll never catch up with her speed.


Meet ____________. She doesn't have a rank. Aizen said she was too powerful for a rank. So he made her his sucsessor instead. Her hair was (length) and (colour) with an abnormally hint of (another colour) streaks in it. She's always fooling around with Grimmjow, no matter how pissed off he can get. It's always something new everyday. Last week, Grimmjow woke up with marker markings all over his face. Two days ago, she dyed part of his hair pink. And today, you wouldn't believe it, she ripped his pants right off him and he was left in his light blue boxers.

Here you are now, running around Las Noches with Grimmjow's pants in one of your arms. 'This guy's a total idiot! He could've just ran back to his room and grab another pair. Instead, he's chasing after me for this one!' you thought. You slowed down your pace and turn to look behind you. Grimmjow wasn't there. Weird. Maybe he got some sense after all and went back to his room to get another pair. 'Pfft, nah! that'll be the day. He's too much of a stubborn blockhead to give up.' you thought. Suddenly a hand was placed on your shoulder. Being the insecure person you are, you turn behind you and gave whoever it was a punch on the face. Oops, wrong move.

"U-ulquiorra! I'm terribly sorry! I-I thought you were Grimmjow!" you immediately apologised to him.

"It's fine, I had it coming. But that's really not how someone with high honour should act." Ulquiorra pointed out.

Yes. Everyone in Las Noches agrees that you are the most childish person there. The fact that you like to pester Grimmjow, your sudden urge to glomp Telsa and, sometimes Nnoitora with no reason, and your craving for anything sweet isn't what people there call 'mature'. But Aizen doesn't mind it one bit. And your habit of glomping Tesla is because you think he's cute when he's blushing. You glomp Nnoitora because he seems to squeek when you glomp him and it's fun to hear him squeek! And sweet things are delicious! You expect yourself to eat bitter things all the time? Bleh!

"Is that Grimmjow's pants?" Ulquiorra said casually.

"Hm? Oh yeah! I ripped it off him a few minutes ago! I wonder where he is though..." you placed your fingers on your chins when suddenly.

"______________________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was Grimmjow! Dang it he's catching up, RUN!

There you two were again, running around Las Noches. You were getting tired of this. You used your sonido and flashed back to your room. There you were, alone with the pissed off guy's pants.

"What's up with this pants? Does it have something valuable inside?" you thought aloud, checking the pockets.

You found something in one of the pockets. It was the only thing you found in his pants. A piece of folded paper.

'Hehe...I wonder what this is' you were curious. 'I mean, he ran around Las Noches with only his boxers. Everyone was looking at him. He was totally humiliated in front of everyone! It's gotta be super important' you thought while unfolding the paper.

It was as if your heart beat stopped. Your eyes were shot open. It was a page torn from his...diary? :

 'I know she can be a pain in the ass and all, but she's ...damn it I cant believe I'm even writing this, I think I LIKE that little bastard'

Grimmjow likes someone? who?...Is it Halibel or...

You room door burst open revealing a very pissed off and tired Grimmjow. He saw that you have the piece of paper that he was about to throw out. Damn it, the only reason he wanted to throw it out was because he couldn't let anyone find out about his secret crush.

"D-damn it, _________! I was about to throw that away!" he reached out to grab it but you pushed his hand away.

"So who's this little bastard, huh?" You asked ill-temperedly.

"Why do you care?" He responded.

"Because." that was all you could say. 'Why do I feel like this?! I can't feel jealous for THIS guy!' you scolded yourself.

"J-just tell me or I'll tell everyone about your crush." You tried to hide your blush but failed terribly.

"So you'd tell everyone that I have a crush on you? wow,_________ that's pretty embarrassing" Grimmjow raised his eyebrow smirking.

"W-wait me?!" you blushed an even deeper colour of red. You feel butterflies, no srew butterflies, you felt the whole zoo in your tummy. You blushed even more when he gave a quick peck on your lips.

"W-well...stop being a pest _______" Grimmjow said blushing and yanked his pants right from your arms  and walked away.

You stood there processing what happened...but you stopped thinking. What matters was you got a kiss from Grimmy!



Does Grimmjow sound a little OCC-ish? Well, I still think its cute! :D

Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo.
You belong to :iconsexygrimmjowplz:
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Sakiushi Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  Student Filmographer
Lol this was awesome
LadyHyourinmaru Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
imagine, instead of a love note. it was cat nip.
TaigaChan12 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't breath XD
JinxTheKiller14 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
MauAri96 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Student Writer
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
It would of been funnyer if he had little hearts on his undys,or little hollows
kierasanderman321 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2015
What if he had little kittens on them  XD 
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015
Malicesu Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
White with blue skulls and crossbones on his boxers 8D
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
omg I should've wrote that.

Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
still awesome thoe
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
thanks :iconheblushplz:
nimm14 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Student General Artist
omG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOO FREAKIN CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oberon13 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
When I finished reading, I actually realised that I'd been blushing...the whole time. ^_^
x-Chibi-Ninja-Chan-x Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it~!Llama Emoji-02 (Blush) [V1] blush 
Animelover310 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Student Filmographer
Awwww grimmkitty you so cute 💖💙❤️💜💚✨
NarutoYaoiLover13 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
Lilife1234 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Student Artist
I wish it could happen in real life
Lilife1234 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Student Artist
Luna-the-kunoichi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
O///O KAWAII! >u< (blush blush)
MysticCreature75 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student Writer
•\\\\\• so cuuuute!! I...I got kissed by Grimmy!
ChiTheDreamer Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist

theres a word with 5 letters that describe this.


Friend:Thats 6 letters....


TempsWolfi Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist

Love it~!!

I got a kiss from Grimm-kitty!! Yay~!!!

This really explains the kind of stuff I do. XD Nice job.
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
hahaha....yw :iconsnugplz:
emilies13th Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Student General Artist
this is so cute .. Grimm's just like a big tom cat ...kitty><
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
:iconsexygrimmjowplz: :iconsaysplz: meow~
emilies13th Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student General Artist
i just luv kitty cat guys although hes a panther still luv him. did you know that panthers purr?
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
well sure, they are in the cat family
Perverchian-nyan Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013
...Logic? Can u eat that? 
XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
Lol he still couldve grabbed another pair of pants and ran after me :P :D
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
Grimmy's logic is better than ours xD
XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
Lol true true! XD
Animelover122701 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome and funny story please make more
la in love
Feelicitas Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omg so sweeeeet <3 *///* :D (/*o*)/ Heart Heart Heart Heart  Emoji39
Konekokitty13 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
I really want a lemon for this one
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
Konekokitty13 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013
Pweaz~ QwQ
ColdAsSnow Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Rolling on the floor of Grimmy overload XD :iconinloveplz:
Awesome story, love it :love:
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
SilentLove832 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nawh,not zoo.
Now to glomp Nnoitra again....
sugarhifrootloop Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student General Artist
"no screw butterflies, you felt the whole zoo in your tummy" XD
wolflynxkl Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
oh my gosh I would totally do that XD lol
Annbu Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ah-hah! yes~
cairynnamayoshi Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I would actually do that. Bout time the reader is some useless girl who's weak as trash.
RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
darkfirequillin Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
I see London I see France I stole Grimmjow's pants. *sees Tesla* TESLA! *glomp*

I died here, I seriously did. Awesomeness!  Clap 
BrendaVantasMakara Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Student General Artist
THIS. is going to my favorites. 
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