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You've did the math, Byakuya isn't so bad...so there's a 99% possibility that he wont slap you for this. What could go wrong right? Rangiku led you to his massive house through some secret entrance that the Shinigami Women's Association uses. The question is when and how did they put it there...anyways, she made you go on your own, knowing that your in his house and there's no way your sense of direction would guide you to an exit. You decided to wing it and follow your guts and try to find him...or a bathroom. Feeling under pressure makes you wanna pee, yes?

*Flush* you walked out of the bathroom and focused on finding an exit.

"This place is a maze! I wonder how Byaku makes his way around without getting lost?" you said to yourself.

"Why should you care?" a voice boomed from behind you. Feeling shocked you screamed, squat down and covered your ears. Then you turned around to see who it was. Oh, it was Bya....B-Byakuya?!?!

"A-ah!!! Byakuya! W-what are you doing here?" you asked panicking...thinking of an excuse for being in his house.

"I live here." he bluntly said.

"E-eh..yeah. (Shit that was stupid) I-I was just wondering if you c-could play pocky?" you struggled to ask.

"No." he walked away. You felt your heart break into pieces.

"Not here...in my room." He added. Eh? You ended up following him to his bedroom. It was hard to understand how he manages to know which door leads to which room...I guess he got use to the whole thing.

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-Meanwhile, in the Shinigami Women's Association room secretly hidden within the walls of Byaku's home...-

"So why was ____________ with you just now, Rangiku?" Nanao said adjusting her glasses.

"Hm? Oh! I was just helping ____________-sama with her love problem! She must've run into Byakuya by now!" She said determinely.

"Oooo~! I knew she'd make a move on day!" Kiyone happily grinned.

"What do you think Nemu?" Isane asked.

"...I like that pairing." Nemu plainly said.

"It'll never happen" Soi Fon doubt, crossing her arms and looks to the side.

"Looks like someone jelly!" Yachiru said bubbly.

"That's absurd! I am not, nor ever jealous of ___________!" Soi Fon blushed.

"Hey! I know! Let's take pictures of them!" Kiyone interrupted.

"Sure! But what should we do with them?" Rangiku agreed.

"We can sell it to make some money." Nanao's glasses sparkled.

That was the queue for all of their eyes to sparkle with mischief. Good lord, your in a pickle now. Hide yo things, hide yo kids, because the Shinigami Women's Association is coming.

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Byakuya led you to his room...it was big and it damn right looks compfy! 8D ... he took the pocky out of your hands and examined it.

"This isn't poisoned is it?" he asked

"Why would I do that to you?" you sighed.

He sighed. "If I play this with you would you tell me why your face turns red when you see me?"

"A-ah! Deal! Just follow my lead." You smiled.

You bit one end and looked at him...he seems puzzled. You pointed to the other end, signalling him that he should bite it. He understood and bit it. He looked carefully at you and he saw you started eating your way to him with your eyes closed as if you couldn't look at his face like this. He followed. You opened your eyes and saw a pink shade on his cheeks. It was cute. Oh, how you wish you had a camera plugged in to your eyes. Would that even hurt? And how do you even snap a photo with your eyes? Why are you thinking about this?...you should be thinking of how close you are to Byakuya before the both of you-

Kissed. But it was short on the count of Byakuya didn't want it to last...he must've hate you. How you wish that eye camera thing was real.

"D-did I do something wrong?" you asked

"Your friend is here with company." He narrowed his eyes at the window.

"F-friend?" You had a dirty thought. Did Rangiku taught you a thing or two? Or are you just reading too much hentai?

Byakuya walked over to the window and opened it, revealing the whole Shinigami Women's Association group with a handful of cameras. You gave a death stare to them while Byakuya wasn't looking at you. Telling them to f*ck off.

"U-uh, I guess we'll be heading off!" Rangiku quickly said

"Scatter..." Byakuya called

"SAVE THE CAMERAS!!!!!" Rangiku shouted, pulling Nanao and Nemu with her running.

"Senbonzakura."

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"Hey I just saw Rangiku leaving here with a handful of your cameras. What's up?" Izuru came in the Court of Pure Souls News Magazine Editing Dept. (found that out in the Shinkgami Illustrated Book episode 138.)

"She's doing some photography of Captain Kuchiki and Ex-Captain ______________ making out and stuff." Shuhei plainly replied.

"Oh...are you planning on having her give them back afterward?" Izuru asked

"Of course, numbskull. I lend them to her...she'd better not break them..." Shuhei sighed.

"Would you care if ..all...of them got destroyed?" Izuru managed a smile

"I'd freak if all of 'em got destroyed! But Rangiku wouldn't let that happen...why?" Shuhei assures.

"Because they did."

"WHAT?!"

 

 

 

Poor Shuhei :iconlazyweepplz:

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:iconnevermoremist:
Nevermoremist Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015
Wow.....
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KairaCecilHighwind Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student General Artist
"Good lord, your in a pickle now. Hide yo things, hide yo kids, because the Shinigami Women's Association is coming." XD brilliant! Gotta remember that next time I hear from them
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
The SWA should have some sort of theme song of their own :iconlaughsplz:
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KairaCecilHighwind Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Student General Artist
Agree. :)
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BrunaGamer Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student General Artist
OH GOOD SEXY SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
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xaldin03 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Hide yo things, hide yo kids, hide yo v-card and hide yo man, because the Shinigami Women's Association is coming. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*Ten days later*OOOOOOoooooooooooooo.....oo * Byakuya: How long has she been holding no for? Renji: About ten days. Byakuya: Wow... Toshiro: Now that's a new record.*
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rhapsodyhager Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014
Sweatdrop  that's a lot of o's
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xaldin03 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Student General Artist
No wait its 104 o's all together I just recounted for the third time and I'm right..... I hope.
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xaldin03 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Nope I'm wrong it adout 88-90 or more o's
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xaldin03 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Student General Artist
All of o's in that commentiI think it 25-30 o's now thataa lot of o's
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Yaoilover1000ful Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
AHHAA!! loved the ending
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Mizuki3654 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014   General Artist
to cute!*huggles you*another wonderful story!*smiles and glomps Byakuya*i love you Byakuya-kun 
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RachWantsHerCupcake Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay I belong to Byakuya! I don't care if my brother will try to kill me now because of it~!
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PortgasDRani Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband 'cause the SWA are holding cameras XD
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Bleach-fangirl-2622 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
SAVE THE CAMERAS!!!!

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TheOneAndOnly-K Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hide yo stuff, hide yo kids, cause the FSRA are comin'

xD
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Creampuff-sky Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Raika, this thing also made me react 'Wut? He's married to Rukia's sister Hisana...' and ' wut? Cameras?? why? Tears of Joy 
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My reaction to Rangiku:
Me: Rangiku!!! curse you!! but thanks though
Rangiku: NUUUU!!! and your welcome! 
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
Hisana doesn't matter *pushes Hisana down a well* what matters is you :iconohyouplz:
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Creampuff-sky Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My, my Raika you didn't have to do that! :iconohyoublushplz: 
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ZPupG1rl19 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Student General Artist
but reader didn't get to hold up her end of the deal....
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xxTokyoTeddyxx Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013   Traditional Artist
Oh thank you so much for this cute wonderful story ^^ <3

I loved how I got to play pokey with Byaku. :3

.___ . Hate Shuhei's camera got destroyed
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the2pofhungary Featured By Owner Edited Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Pokey.... XD it's pocky.
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xxTokyoTeddyxx Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014   Traditional Artist
My bad lol x3
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the2pofhungary Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
X3
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
pats back*
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xxTokyoTeddyxx Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013   Traditional Artist
Thank you I needed that lol x3
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xxTokyoTeddyxx Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013   Traditional Artist
Thank you ^-^ o. o I needed that lol x3
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midnightiscool Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Student General Artist
Rangiku ruined Shuhei's life, and his collection of cameras
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
xD...that's a cute icon of frosch
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midnightiscool Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Student General Artist
You are one of the very few that know who my icon is, and thanks
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
wha? :iconshockplz: no way! how could so little ppl know frosch!? I wuv frosch!
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midnightiscool Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Student General Artist
I know right? Frosch is so cute!
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whitesoulninja69 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw, poor Shuhei. I'd be upset if Rangiku broke all of my cameras too.

I LOVE YOUR POCKEY GAME FANFICS SO MUCH XD
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013
your so sweet :iconlaplz: thanks for reading too! means a lot
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whitesoulninja69 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Are you planning on making any others?
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
depends
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animefreakazoid2504 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Student Writer
Oh, I love the Shinigami Women's Association!!!! LUV THIS!!!!!!!!!!! LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!!! X'D
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karkat2297 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
haha when he said only in his room I was like omg what is he thinking?!
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
oh my :iconjumpheplz:
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ShiraRyuu Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
Everyone in my house is asleep right now and i almost choked when i had to hold in laughter. That reference made my night! Great work, keep it up.
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
thankies fwend :iconsnugplz:
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Nique239 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student Writer
I died on "Hide yo things, hide yo kids, because the Shinigami Women's Association is coming." xD
Oh..I did it you Byakuya *Blushes* hehehehe..
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
bahaha...thanks
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KooriTora Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
I absolutely adore Byakuya and I wouldn't mind being his if I didn't have to live in his stuffy house and their whole elegant snoobs
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
xD...
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Rockin-Anime Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I died of laughter...OMGOMGOMG
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kikomomonimo Featured By Owner May 27, 2013
it makes every thing better if Rangiku is there!
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tsunade360 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
*fav* *fav* *fav* * fav* its awesome!!! though rangiku shouldn't have came :((( (XD)
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RaikaKun Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
:iconrangikuplz: :iconsaysplz: but I had to! It was facebook gold!
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tsunade360 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
*crosses arms and pouts* humph well u should'v came a lil later y'know!!!
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