Ikkaku fans...this ones for you ( •ω•)~♥
You found your favourite bald boy about to drink sake. Rangiku ran and stole the sake, gulped it all down and ran away. It was sudden and random, sure. But you knew she didn't want you to play with a drunken Ikkaku. So yeah...it was thoughtful that she cares for you. But there were other ways of preventing him from drinkin- ...oh wait. 'She just wanted the sake for herself didn't she?! That was so mean, Rangiku! Get back here!' You thought of tracking her down but Ikkaku already spotted you.
"Hey, __________. Was that your 'BFF' who stole my sake?" Ikkaku's eye was twitching. Not because of you. He likes you. It was your friend that he can't stand. 'Why are they even friends?!' he asked himself.
"Ehehe. s-sorry 'bout that. I'll buy you more if you want." You offered.
"Nah. What're you doing here anyways?" he asked.
"U-um...I wanted you and I to play this." you showed him the box.
"Pocky? THAT game? Sure. If you insist." He smirked. 'Oh, so he's heard of pocky before.'
"you know the rules?" you asked.
"Sure I do. I've been to the world of the living and saw some couples doing it. So I think I got it from observing them." He came closer to you.
"O-oh. (observed?) W-well in that case." You started to put the pocky into your mouth.
He bit the other end and you two started eating it. You paused when you saw your no-longer-sober friend, taking pics silently with Shuuhei beside her, making sure that she doesn't break it.
You continued when you thought that she couldn't do anything to stop you. You felt his lips on yours. He slid his tongue in your mouth before he broke for air. He wanted to kiss you again but Rangiku (oh Rangiku) lounged into him. Ikkaku fell down hard.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" He yelled.
"Tha' wuz for *hic* tryin' ta raep mah buddeh ________" She was definitely drunk.
"I....I WAS NOT TRYING TO RAPE HER! BESIDES EVEN IF I DID, IT WOULDN'T BE CALLED RAPE!" That just made you explode of embarrassment.
"Yea right..." Rangiku walked over to you, rather wobbly, and hugged you. "Dun worry, ________. I'll protect yer from 'im. We're all in dis tagether em I rait?" She hiccupped more. Shuuhei got irritated and snatched his camera back.
"Hey big boy~ Dats Shuuhei's camera! Not yours!" Rangiku chased Shuuhei.
"WHAT THE HELL, LADY! I AM SHUUHEI!" He ran away after Rangiku released her Shikai. Aw shit.
You sighed. You can see it now. A whole collection of cameras, broken. Shuuhei crying. Rangiku scolded my her captain. Toshiro shouting till his voice cracks. You facepalmed yourself before turning around when you felt someone tapping your shoulder.
"Hmm? Oh. Ikkaku. S-sorry for that." you scratched the back of your head.
"Nah, it's okay." He said. Well this is the first. Ikkaku being patient. Huh...you'd thought that never existed.
"Oh...heh." you suddenly felt awkward.
"Hey, ________. Can we continue this somewhere private? I don't feel easy if we continue here. People can watch us. And your drunk friend might come back." He offered.
"S-sure!" you smiled.
"Good...c'mon. I already hear her coming."